Lego Biblical Sex, Satire

It takes a lot for me to call something a work of genius, but Brendan Powell Smith’s Brick Testament is a work of genius. He has created —out of Legos— “the world’s largest, most comprehensive illustrated Bible”. This is not kid stuff. It comes with warnings for nudity, sexual content, violence, and cursing.

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What Swallowed Jonah and Why?

Raised with Sunday School sensationalism, I was aware that Jonah was swallowed by a whale, or maybe a big fish, but the finer points escaped me. The info I picked up from Geppetto and Pinocchio’s Disney adventures inside Monstro was not much help, either. Now I’ve learned the whole Jonah story, or as much of it as has survived the ages.

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What Would God Drive?

Divine chariots are described quite a bit in the Bible. They are often hard to distinguish from descriptions of Yahweh himself, who was known for making big noisy fiery spectacles in the sky. In fact, as many people have noted, Yahweh behaved a whole lot like a jet airplane. Below are some descriptions of divine chariots in the Bible.

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